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The New American PledgeI pledge allegiance to the flag of United States of Alfred F Jones,
and to the hamburgers for which he stands,
one personifcation under Matthieu,
indivisible and shake-shakes and french fries for all
GAME TIME WITH THE ASIAN-TANSSOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD:

China: Guys, guys, guys!

Everyone: *playing Candy Land*

China: *flailing arms* Guys!

Japan: Okay, Viet. It's your move.

S. Korea: It's time to d---

Viet: If you make a Yu-Gi-Oh reference, you're going to die.

S. Korea: I'll be quiet now. ;w;

China: *throws Latvia against the wall* GUYS!

S. Korea: IT WASN'T ME THIS TIME! :'D Aniki, you must love me!

China: STFU. *throws Latvia at him*

Latvia: K-Kill me...p-please...

China: What're you guys playing, aru~?

Japan: Candy Land.

China: *gasps* Can I play?

Viet: No, you may not.

Taiwan: Viet, be nice.

Viet: 'Scuse me, was I asking you?

Thailand: You can be bl
Poor ArthurArthur stepped from his bathroom, the Flying Mint Bunny sitting on his head. "I heard the faeries where visiting again~" It squeaked, abandoning his head to fly to the window.

"That makes sense - they like to gather the mushrooms around here."

"I think they're bubble-brains."

"Well, that's rude, Flying Mint Bunny."

"I didn't say it."

The Brit looked over at his bed. A big shadowy black dog lay there, wagging its tail. "You can't expect to forget about your more... demonic friends can you?" Arthur turned away, walking towards his kitchen.

-Crunch-

The Mint Bunny flew over and covered its mouth. The dog seemed to grin.

"I... just steppe
RANDOM HETALIA SKIT SCRIPTThe Allies are sitting in a group, looking bored.

America: Guys, I'm bored, let's do something.

England: Like what?

France: What are we gonna do?

America: I dunno, whatcha wanna do?

Russia: Become one with me? (Russia grins creepily.)

Everyone else: NO!!!

America: I know! I'll tell everyone a story. Okay, it goes like this...

(America pulls out a paper.)

America: Once upon a time there was a guy named Chicken Man. He lived in a huge house three miles north of England's vital regions...

England: HEY!!! Why mine?!

America: I dunno. Anyway, Chicken Man was in his house doing chickeny things when the great sage of cinnamon rolls appear
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America Fails Epicly

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Remember the Alamo

America: The what?
:icontheoriginalglorygirl:
I had to. I just had to!

It was bugging me all day and I just had to! :iconchibiamericaplz:

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~Sandy19801 Aug 5, 2011  Student General Artist
England: It was on that day in the conference meeting when your glasses exploded you git.

America: I thought it was because my eyebrows were finally growing out since I HAD been part of your colonies so my HERO cells were fighting and made an explosion that killed your eyebrow illness.

England: What?!?:iconwtbloodyfplz:
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~TheOriginalGloryGirl Aug 6, 2011
:icongermanywtfplz:
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~Sandy19801 Aug 6, 2011  Student General Artist
:icondatheroicassplz: Exactly.
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~Jevia Dec 27, 2010
Wait, what? |D
Maybe it's more significant to the south than the north, where I'm from? It's not really mentioned much or cared about here.
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~TheOriginalGloryGirl Dec 27, 2010
It's just a silly joke.
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~mizu-chan905 Dec 27, 2010
:iconaxel-plz::iconsaysplz: Got it memorized?
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~TheOriginalGloryGirl Dec 27, 2010
What?
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~mizu-chan905 Dec 28, 2010
Oh, there's a character (:iconaxel-plz:) named Axel from Kingdom Hearts whose catch phrase is "got it memorized?".
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!PrussiaIzAWESOME Dec 27, 2010
((*Doesn't get it*))
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~TheOriginalGloryGirl Dec 27, 2010
The Alamo! The historical battle in Texas and the saying "Remember the Alamo"!
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