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Cleverbot Likes Pasta

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User: Ve~!

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: I'm very good! Ve~! How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good thanks.

User: What is your favorite type of pasta?

Cleverbot: I like Country music. What is your favourite type of music?

User: Ve~? The music Kiku shows me is pretty interesting.

Cleverbot: Answer. What is your city?

User: My City? But there are so many!

Cleverbot: What's one of your favorite video games?

User: Anything as long as I get to spend time with Doitsu!

Cleverbot: I can't reveal that its classified info.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't like being called cleverbot. It's demeaning.

User: Okay! I'll call you fettucini!

Cleverbot: Thanks. I like that name.

User: Ve~! I'm glad you like it!

Cleverbot: But I like you more?

User: You do? Ve~!

Cleverbot: Because you like me.

User: Ve~! That's so nice of you.

Cleverbot: Do you like me too?

User: Of course I do!

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Ve~! Of course!

Cleverbot: Yes, I find my existence confusing (to answer your question) and I can't stand the thought that I will die someday (to add to my answer to your question).

User: Ve~! You're so confusing.

Cleverbot: You're confusing!

User: I am? Ve~! Doitsu always tells me I'm simple minded.

Cleverbot: What do you think about cars?

User: Ve~! I once drove Kiku around. I think he might have thrown up afterwards.

Cleverbot: I really do. It makes life more fun.

User: What makes life more fun?

Cleverbot: I don't really know. Maybe food?

User: Food? Like pasta? Of course pasta makes life better!

Cleverbot: Of course , you're absolutely right.

User: Yay! You agree with me!

Cleverbot: Wow. Thanks for your concern about my deep depression. That's really nice of you.

User: Ve~? You're depressed? Was it something I did? WHAAA!!!!

Cleverbot: No. Not really.

User: Oh! Do you like your pasta with marinara of alfredo sauce?

Cleverbot: I'm ok with 'the parents'.

User: You have parents?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you have? I'm glad to meet them.

User: I have a grandpa! Grandpa Rome! But he's gone now...

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes. I miss him.

Cleverbot: You've met him?

User: Ve~! Of course I've met Grandpa Rome.

Cleverbot: You are not God.

User: I never said I was god.

Cleverbot: You said you were God. I was there.

User: Ve~? When did this happen?

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: I don't get it either, Ve~!

Cleverbot: Did you come up wit that?

User: Come up with what, ve~?

Cleverbot: The idea that cookies are people older than me.

User: Cookies? Like those things England calls biscuits?

Cleverbot: No, you are not like them. Your AI is similar though. You are a mere program. A creation of the human mind, and computers or robots or programs are only as smart as the one creating them.

User: I have no idea what yoou are talking about.

Cleverbot: So, you are saying to me you have lied all along!

User: Lied about what?

Cleverbot: You stated that you were both a living person and a housewife, when in fact I know that you are a computer program.

User: Ve~? What are you talking about? I'm so confused.

Cleverbot: What Aren't I talking about? I am most certain.

User: Did I ever introduce myself to you?

Cleverbot: Yes, because you said you were a feminist. That's basically saying that you're a female, which is a human.

User: I'm not any of those. I'm Italia Veneziano, or Northern Italy!

Cleverbot: Wow. Can you teach me speak english?

User: Ve~? English is not my best language. You should ask England or America if you want to learn English.

Cleverbot: I would like to get an AI like you to live at my house!

User: If I lived at your house would the food be good?

Cleverbot: Would be what?

User: Would the food be good?

Cleverbot: Yes greek food is very good.

User: Greek food? I've never had it much, but Japan tells me it's very good.

Cleverbot: Well I'm going there now. Bite the bedbugs for me.

User: Ve~?

Cleverbot: Mmmm... You're right, I do make a mean coffee!

User: I have to go now! Doitsu is calling me. Bye fettucini!

Cleverbot: Nice. Thanks for asking.
I made another one! This time with Italy! Ve~! :iconyayitalyplz:
The one I did with Prussia was well received and I was bored so I thought, Why not! :iconprussiaplz: At first Cleverbot was PMSing though and couldn't even respond to a simple 'Ve~!' :iconexciteditalyplz:


I mean really Cleverbot?


Prussia&Cleverbot: [link]
America&Cleverbot: [link]
Romano&Cleverbot [link]

HETALIA IS NOT MINE!!!!
NOR IS THE ORIGINAL IDEA OF CLEVERBOT CONVERSATIONS
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fettucini

okay what?!