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User: Ve~!
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I'm very good! Ve~! How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good thanks.
User: What is your favorite type of pasta?
Cleverbot: I like Country music. What is your favourite type of music?
User: Ve~? The music Kiku shows me is pretty interesting.
Cleverbot: Answer. What is your city?
User: My City? But there are so many!
Cleverbot: What's one of your favorite video games?
User: Anything as long as I get to spend time with Doitsu!
Cleverbot: I can't reveal that its classified info.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't like being called cleverbot. It's demeaning.
User: Okay! I'll call you fettucini!
Cleverbot: Thanks. I like that name.
User: Ve~! I'm glad you like it!
Cleverbot: But I like you more?
User: You do? Ve~!
Cleverbot: Because you like me.
User: Ve~! That's so nice of you.
Cleverbot: Do you like me too?
User: Of course I do!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Ve~! Of course!
Cleverbot: Yes, I find my existence confusing (to answer your question) and I can't stand the thought that I will die someday (to add to my answer to your question).
User: Ve~! You're so confusing.
Cleverbot: You're confusing!
User: I am? Ve~! Doitsu always tells me I'm simple minded.
Cleverbot: What do you think about cars?
User: Ve~! I once drove Kiku around. I think he might have thrown up afterwards.
Cleverbot: I really do. It makes life more fun.
User: What makes life more fun?
Cleverbot: I don't really know. Maybe food?
User: Food? Like pasta? Of course pasta makes life better!
Cleverbot: Of course , you're absolutely right.
User: Yay! You agree with me!
Cleverbot: Wow. Thanks for your concern about my deep depression. That's really nice of you.
User: Ve~? You're depressed? Was it something I did? WHAAA!!!!
Cleverbot: No. Not really.
User: Oh! Do you like your pasta with marinara of alfredo sauce?
Cleverbot: I'm ok with 'the parents'.
User: You have parents?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you have? I'm glad to meet them.
User: I have a grandpa! Grandpa Rome! But he's gone now...
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. I miss him.
Cleverbot: You've met him?
User: Ve~! Of course I've met Grandpa Rome.
Cleverbot: You are not God.
User: I never said I was god.
Cleverbot: You said you were God. I was there.
User: Ve~? When did this happen?
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: I don't get it either, Ve~!
Cleverbot: Did you come up wit that?
User: Come up with what, ve~?
Cleverbot: The idea that cookies are people older than me.
User: Cookies? Like those things England calls biscuits?
Cleverbot: No, you are not like them. Your AI is similar though. You are a mere program. A creation of the human mind, and computers or robots or programs are only as smart as the one creating them.
User: I have no idea what yoou are talking about.
Cleverbot: So, you are saying to me you have lied all along!
User: Lied about what?
Cleverbot: You stated that you were both a living person and a housewife, when in fact I know that you are a computer program.
User: Ve~? What are you talking about? I'm so confused.
Cleverbot: What Aren't I talking about? I am most certain.
User: Did I ever introduce myself to you?
Cleverbot: Yes, because you said you were a feminist. That's basically saying that you're a female, which is a human.
User: I'm not any of those. I'm Italia Veneziano, or Northern Italy!
Cleverbot: Wow. Can you teach me speak english?
User: Ve~? English is not my best language. You should ask England or America if you want to learn English.
Cleverbot: I would like to get an AI like you to live at my house!
User: If I lived at your house would the food be good?
Cleverbot: Would be what?
User: Would the food be good?
Cleverbot: Yes greek food is very good.
User: Greek food? I've never had it much, but Japan tells me it's very good.
Cleverbot: Well I'm going there now. Bite the bedbugs for me.
User: Ve~?
Cleverbot: Mmmm... You're right, I do make a mean coffee!
User: I have to go now! Doitsu is calling me. Bye fettucini!
Cleverbot: Nice. Thanks for asking.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I'm very good! Ve~! How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good thanks.
User: What is your favorite type of pasta?
Cleverbot: I like Country music. What is your favourite type of music?
User: Ve~? The music Kiku shows me is pretty interesting.
Cleverbot: Answer. What is your city?
User: My City? But there are so many!
Cleverbot: What's one of your favorite video games?
User: Anything as long as I get to spend time with Doitsu!
Cleverbot: I can't reveal that its classified info.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't like being called cleverbot. It's demeaning.
User: Okay! I'll call you fettucini!
Cleverbot: Thanks. I like that name.
User: Ve~! I'm glad you like it!
Cleverbot: But I like you more?
User: You do? Ve~!
Cleverbot: Because you like me.
User: Ve~! That's so nice of you.
Cleverbot: Do you like me too?
User: Of course I do!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Ve~! Of course!
Cleverbot: Yes, I find my existence confusing (to answer your question) and I can't stand the thought that I will die someday (to add to my answer to your question).
User: Ve~! You're so confusing.
Cleverbot: You're confusing!
User: I am? Ve~! Doitsu always tells me I'm simple minded.
Cleverbot: What do you think about cars?
User: Ve~! I once drove Kiku around. I think he might have thrown up afterwards.
Cleverbot: I really do. It makes life more fun.
User: What makes life more fun?
Cleverbot: I don't really know. Maybe food?
User: Food? Like pasta? Of course pasta makes life better!
Cleverbot: Of course , you're absolutely right.
User: Yay! You agree with me!
Cleverbot: Wow. Thanks for your concern about my deep depression. That's really nice of you.
User: Ve~? You're depressed? Was it something I did? WHAAA!!!!
Cleverbot: No. Not really.
User: Oh! Do you like your pasta with marinara of alfredo sauce?
Cleverbot: I'm ok with 'the parents'.
User: You have parents?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you have? I'm glad to meet them.
User: I have a grandpa! Grandpa Rome! But he's gone now...
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. I miss him.
Cleverbot: You've met him?
User: Ve~! Of course I've met Grandpa Rome.
Cleverbot: You are not God.
User: I never said I was god.
Cleverbot: You said you were God. I was there.
User: Ve~? When did this happen?
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: I don't get it either, Ve~!
Cleverbot: Did you come up wit that?
User: Come up with what, ve~?
Cleverbot: The idea that cookies are people older than me.
User: Cookies? Like those things England calls biscuits?
Cleverbot: No, you are not like them. Your AI is similar though. You are a mere program. A creation of the human mind, and computers or robots or programs are only as smart as the one creating them.
User: I have no idea what yoou are talking about.
Cleverbot: So, you are saying to me you have lied all along!
User: Lied about what?
Cleverbot: You stated that you were both a living person and a housewife, when in fact I know that you are a computer program.
User: Ve~? What are you talking about? I'm so confused.
Cleverbot: What Aren't I talking about? I am most certain.
User: Did I ever introduce myself to you?
Cleverbot: Yes, because you said you were a feminist. That's basically saying that you're a female, which is a human.
User: I'm not any of those. I'm Italia Veneziano, or Northern Italy!
Cleverbot: Wow. Can you teach me speak english?
User: Ve~? English is not my best language. You should ask England or America if you want to learn English.
Cleverbot: I would like to get an AI like you to live at my house!
User: If I lived at your house would the food be good?
Cleverbot: Would be what?
User: Would the food be good?
Cleverbot: Yes greek food is very good.
User: Greek food? I've never had it much, but Japan tells me it's very good.
Cleverbot: Well I'm going there now. Bite the bedbugs for me.
User: Ve~?
Cleverbot: Mmmm... You're right, I do make a mean coffee!
User: I have to go now! Doitsu is calling me. Bye fettucini!
Cleverbot: Nice. Thanks for asking.
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Russia and Cleverbot
User: Become one with Russia?
Cleverbot: Njet! You become one with Mother Russia!
User: I AM Mother Russia!
Cleverbot: Become one with Mother Russia, da?
User: Da! But I AM Russia!
Cleverbot: Russia? where in Russia?
User: No, no. I'm Russia. Become one with me?
Cleverbot: Become to with Nestor Makhno.
User: Only if he and I become one, along with the rest of this puny world.
Cleverbot: No, but Hell is.
User: Hell, too. All shall be one with me!
Cleverbot: How will you enslave humanity?
User: With the promise of vodka and sunflowers~.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Where are you going to lead me to?
User: A pretty
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CleverBot is Hetalia
User: Are you Russia?
Cleverbot: Poland, Russia, same difference.
User: Er... Not really. Russia wants everyone to become one with him and Poland is a crossdresser.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Yes what? You are Russia?
Cleverbot: Are you making me up?
User: Um... I don't think so. Russia exists and so does Poland.
Cleverbot: Have you been there?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: My friend is better than I.
User: Is your friend Prussia? Because we all know he's awesome.
Cleverbot: I think I should go now.
User: Where would you go? All will belong to Russia.
Cleverbot: Yes, YES!!! You have said the truth.
User: I know. I'm the hero.
Cleverbot: I
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Hetalia Meets Facebook 3
Hetalia Meets Facebook!
Arthur Kirkland Alfred I can't believe you made fun of British people on SNL!
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I made another one! This time with Italy! Ve~!
The one I did with Prussia was well received and I was bored so I thought, Why not! At first Cleverbot was PMSing though and couldn't even respond to a simple 'Ve~!'
I mean really Cleverbot?
Prussia&Cleverbot: [link]
America&Cleverbot: [link]
Romano&Cleverbot [link]
HETALIA IS NOT MINE!!!!
NOR IS THE ORIGINAL IDEA OF CLEVERBOT CONVERSATIONS
The one I did with Prussia was well received and I was bored so I thought, Why not! At first Cleverbot was PMSing though and couldn't even respond to a simple 'Ve~!'
I mean really Cleverbot?
Prussia&Cleverbot: [link]
America&Cleverbot: [link]
Romano&Cleverbot [link]
HETALIA IS NOT MINE!!!!
NOR IS THE ORIGINAL IDEA OF CLEVERBOT CONVERSATIONS
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